10 hilarious (not so much) dad jokes to celebrate Father’s Day
Happy Father’s Day to all programmers, developers, cybersecurity pros, and all kinds of IT gurus who rock the cyber realm every day.
By Cybernews
Happy Father’s Day to all programmers, developers, cybersecurity pros, and all kinds of IT gurus who rock the cyber realm every day.
Whether you are a parent or not, you can be called a dad. Especially when you spit out a joke that’s so bad it’s actually good.
To give you a little cheer this Sunday, we collected 10 programmer dad jokes and listed them below. I borrowed the jokes from threads on GitHub, Reddit, and other public sources.
1. Floor is Java
What’s the favorite party game at a functional programmer meetup?
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The floor is Java.
2. Code backup
Where does AI backup their code?
In the Claude.
3. AI laughs
How does AI laugh?
LLMAO
4. The void
How do you find a black cat?
void*
5. Binary – either you get it or you don't
There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
6. Busy
What do you call a busy waiter?
A server.
7. Spider web
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
8. It keeps freezing
Why was the computer freezing?
It left its Windows open!
9. What is a URL, anyways
What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A URLogist.
10. Error
Why was the developer complaining at the hotel reception?
Because they couldn't find room 404.
