The best and most brilliant UFO sightings of 2024

In light of the recent craze (once again) of one losing their shizzle about unidentified flying vessels in the heavens, we present some dizzyingly brilliant descriptions, whether anecdotal or authentic, they had to be included to escape the festive canyon down here.

These UAP sightings, especially in the last month in New Jersey are ratcheting up to insane levels of obsessiveness. The public fascination with such sightings brings a lot of unfair ridicule, but here we celebrate some of the more transcendent descriptions.

The process of looking through these was lengthy, yet glorious. As strange sightings gain traction, it’s worth pointing out that finally we’re not limiting this sentiment to Area 51 tshirts and baseball caps.

They come in all shapes and sizes

To pick the most bizarre and interesting recent UFO sightings, I looked through the UFO sightings map. Apparently, you can even research them by shapes, and here are the most interesting recent testimonies I’ve stumbled upon. Some of them even came with the drawings.

Though the shapes below are not rare in UFO terms, I love the aesthetic in all of these:

9th March 2024 – Location: Thornton, CO, USA – I saw 2 potential UAP's, 1 that was a morphing blob and 1 White Cigar

14th July 2024, North Richland Hills, TX, USA

Corbell Jellyfish that was not cloaked flew over my house.

11th Oct 2024, Rancho Murieta, CA, USA

Traveling West 1500 ft Elevation, descending. Shape of Fat Polliwog. Lite white lights one blinking. No Engine noise.

Occasionally I’d be browsing around and get consumed in laughter. The attempts at art compared with their written account were a lot of fun to encounter:

29th July 2024, Hyrum, Utah

The object hovered in the sky. I grabbed binocs. I watched it intently; an artist. I studied details. It moved 50’. It vanished.

3rd Sep, Strawberry Plains, Tennessee,

It slowly flew over my house, hovered for less than 5 secs, rotated 180 degrees, then shot off in 2 different directions.

Encounters of the absurd kind

After trawling through plenty of these it was the storytelling which really “captured the imagination.” The killer line is in bold below.

10th Oct Joshua Tree, CA, USA – I was in the backyard of a rental property swimming in a pool with 2 friends, and 4 other friends were sitting outside of the pool. The ship was otherworldly. It wasn’t just a metal structure, it wasn’t just orbs of light - it looked like it was from a sci-fi movie…The appearance of the ship was otherworldly….I saw both white light and multicolored lights. After it disappeared, we took a few seconds to process, and we all were blurting out whatever words we could form. All of us in the pool said the word “three”. The number 3 was very relevant.

Then she proceeded to draw it expertly below:

So normal that it’s creepy

At other times it was simply the everyday casual nature of seeing such sightings, waiting for a bus or just scrolling through pics on your phone:

9th March 2024 – Thornton, CO, USA

I was sitting at my local bus stop and looking North. I noticed a light just hovering there. I pulled out my phone to observe closer with the zoom function. I noticed the light was morphing upon looking through my camera. There is a bit of black coloration the mass and the majority of it was a shiny silver. I did end up capturing a video of it before my bus got there, but I had to cut it short.

8th April 2024, Mechanicsville, Virginia, United States

We didn't see it until we were going through our photos

Just taking various photos and some videos during the eclipse and noticed the dark object in the photos

Abductions and dancing lights

Pause now as you read this. Pour yourself a hot tea or whatever you enjoy and simply absorb as it was extremely hard to pick a winner. These three quite simply took the close encounters to another level as the recipients may never quite come to their senses ever again.

In third place.

23rd October 2024 – Surrey, BC, Canada

Rectangle object in my nose taken out.

My experience included about 5 sightings when I lived in the Langley Township of Bc Canada. The part that I am not sure of or I have no explanation for is that I recently pulled an object out of my nose. The object seemed like a small hard rectangular piece of “plastic “.

I always had terrible headaches and was in a terrible mood- I have always blamed my feelings on my health and trauma from a car accident or injury from childhood. But I noticed that after the object came out- I am happier, no constant pain, I think clear.

For beauty and childlike innocence. Close runner up.

17th October 2024

Norton Shores, MI, USA

UFO comes towards us and beams a bright beautiful color of lights dancing like nothing ever before of beautiful colors. (cue massive description)

But the winner comes from Brazil for its assured vividness and a magnificent sense of anticlimax.

21st September 2024 – Itaquaquecetuba, São Paulo, Brazil

After a dream, I felt like I wanted to move because I was indeed awake. I saw faint, glowing red lights. I can’t explain it, but it paralyzed me for 5 minutes. I tried to see what the entity was, but there was no chance. I felt my body being scanned by something that I tried to see but couldn’t. It wouldn’t let me, or she wouldn’t, because the voice sounded female and called me stupid. There was no one else with me in my room, which is why I was terrified.

This happened at 3:00 AM on Friday—yesterday. My brain was also scanned, but it seemed like a kind of tomography because I heard similar noises. It was something like a magnetic machine or something like that. It was unsettling. It didn’t hurt, but it was disturbing because I tried to move and couldn’t at all. I heard a female voice that said: “Stupid.” That was it, nothing more. After it passed, I got up in a panic and searched the whole house but found no one, not a single trace. This isn’t the first time it has happened.